SUO: Criteria: Hyper-, Hypo-, & All Points In Between
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Problem: The Effects Of Subjective Bandywit Clutter
On The Objectivities Of Critical Phenomena
Observation:
| The author is given to understand, and fully
| sympathizes with the aversive effects of the
| illusion thereof, that many of his messages
| at least "seem" long, and therefore must be
| capitalizing on more than their equitable
| share of actual or metaphorical "bandwit".
Counter-Observation:
| The author, in real point of fact,
| uses ASCII instead of HTML maul,
| avoids automatic quotation of
| entire precedent discussions,
| the knee-jerk "dittoing" of
| points that strike his fancy,
| and overall strives to keep
| the total kilobytage of his
| memoranda under 10k per item.
Recommendations:
| None. The author does not make a continual practice
| of telling other adult members of society what to do,
| if he can at all avoid the occasion of this, sincerely.
Point Of Information:
| The author is likely to regard any persons who routinely
| clutter his mailbox with 50 kilobyte hyper-text messages
| that quote the entire preceding series of messages in the
| mangled form of angle-brackenized unreadabilities just to
| say '"', and who cross-post obloquies condemning the sheer
| possibility that anyone else might dare to cross-post, as
| a total freaking hyper-crit, and will thus regard himself
| as well-justified in ignoring whatever they say in future.
Jon Awbrey
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